The Best (and Worst) Reddit’s Best Dad Jokes 👋
Discover the funniest, most upvoted dad jokes from Reddit! These jokes have made their way to the top thanks to their clever punchlines, witty wordplay, and the humor that only Reddit can deliver. Whether you’re a fan of clever puns or enjoy jokes that are a little quirky, our collection of Reddit’s best dad jokes will have you laughing out loud. Explore the most popular dad jokes from the internet’s funniest community!
What do you call Father Christmas in an orange suit? Fanta Claus.
Politicians, ISPs, Big Business, and foreign government agencies are all fighting for control over the internet, but who holds power over them all? Anyone sorting by new.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.
My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion. He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.
What's the difference between a skillet and a person who asks celebrities invasive questions? One's a frying pan, the other is a prying fan
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
A bee, a fly, and a mosquito signed up for a website that sometimes stings, usually stinks, and mostly sucks. What website is this? BuzzFeed
Why is it called Red Square called Red Square when it is shaped like a rectangle? Because in Soviet Russia, all sides are equal.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Today i asked the hot girl in my neighbourhood what are her Plans for next month She said "fuck you". So i'm pretty excited for October
Heard this sub has a lot of Star Trek fans. Did you guys know that to cut down on costs, a lot of the cast and crew camped outside in tents while filming the outdoor scenes in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn? I just snagged one on eBay! Yeah, so anyways - I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
I live in MD and the governor is all “Don't go to the bar. Don't meet up with your friends. Don't come home with an infection.” Honestly, Gov. Larry Hogan is starting to sound like my wife.
Did you know the original programmer of Oregon Trail was beaten to death by mentally ill Discworld fan? He died of dissin' Terry.