The Best (and Worst) Reddit’s Best Dad Jokes 👋

Did you hear the joke about censorship? You might expect to simply see the word \[removed\] here, but actually most censorship is self-censorship whereby people edit their own work to pre-empt any conflict with the censors, so please DM me for the answer to this joke

Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.

Now that Lucasfilm is owned by Disney . . . Will ILM be removing the Notre Dame Cathedral from the Hunchback cartoon?

If there was a television series about a Deadhead surgeon, what would it be called? A: Touch Of Grey's Anatomy.

I'm lacking in moral fiber... As a result, I don't really give a shit.

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.'

So The Canadian Government Is Changing The 2 Dollar Coin Under pressure from the LGBT community the Canadian government is taking the Iconic polar bear off the 2 dollar coin and replacing it with 2 male deer mating. Now everyone who has one will have “2 Fucking Bucks” in their pockets

Samurai wielding sword: now we fight to the death **Me, nervously clicking pen:** t-they better be right about this

TIL: Historically, eunuchs have been really wealthy and politically powerful. It’s part of their compensation package.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.

What's the most commonly played song at a strip club in Iraq? Baghdad ass up.

In highschool, my girlfriend and I were asked to rearrange PNSEI to form a word She said Spine and went on to become a doctor.And the rest of us are reading this on reddit

I'm starting a protest against the evil capitalist structure promoted by Vietnamese soup salesmen. We are Anti-Pho