The Best (and Worst) Reddit’s Best Dad Jokes 👋

The young assistant got fired from the butchers shop, I asked why..... The butcher replied “I caught him with his dick in the bacon slicer!” “Oh!” I replied, “what did you do with the bacon slicer?” “I fired her as well!” said the Butcher.

Reddit please help me, I've got a major drug problem 🙁 I can't get any, anywhere!

Boss: You're fired. Me: *turns in my gun and my badge * Boss: You're a waiter where did you get those

What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.

A Male kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a scotch and starts talking about the good old days when nobody was on their phones, when video games were for the rich, and the ozone layer was whole. “Ok boomer”

Just thought of one but maybe borrowed. Always wondered why there's a lot indian doctors in gastroenterology. Let me go ask my friends Pooja and Harshit.

Heard the body paint store now has some color mixes named after emotions Well, color me surprised!also English is not my first language and I am really proud of that shitty joke

Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote.

For the upcoming new year I made a raunchy calendar involving buff, handsome men from the mines. I was arrested by the police. For sexual or suggestive content involving Miners.

Guess what I found in the creepy old professors closet Narnia business

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'

To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.

To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.

I got a tenured professorship. My area of expertise is mosquito bites. It’s one hell of a niche.

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.