The Best (and Worst) Reddit’s Best Dad Jokes 👋
Discover the funniest, most upvoted dad jokes from Reddit! These jokes have made their way to the top thanks to their clever punchlines, witty wordplay, and the humor that only Reddit can deliver. Whether you’re a fan of clever puns or enjoy jokes that are a little quirky, our collection of Reddit’s best dad jokes will have you laughing out loud. Explore the most popular dad jokes from the internet’s funniest community!
I like updoots, I like silver Cake day cake day please deliver
How do angels light a candle? With a match made in heaven.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
Who's on first... Then the CDC, then the respective foreign ministers of Iran and Italy.That will be the running order of the press conference
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
A chicken walks into a library, and says to the librarian: "Book, book, book" The librarian hands out three books to the chicken.On the way out the chicken runs into a frog and shows him the books and says: "Book, book, book"The frog replies: "Reddit, reddit, reddit"
I just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook groups because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
How do you talk to a COVID denier Without raising your voice so you do not disturb the other patients in the mental health ward.
Due to health concerns, my doctor recommend I go on a strict vegetarian diet, and practice portion control. I am happy to announce that I am down to one vegetarian a day, as they are surprisingly filling.
Joke I came up with at a resturaunt, at night 🙂 I love how the sun doesn't get cancelled even when it throws shade at everyone?
A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were. I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."
Shouldn't the "roof" of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
I just nicknamed my new phone "Titanic" so whenever it's charging I can say "the Titanic is synching."