The Best (and Worst) Seasonal Dad Jokes (Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring) 👋
Celebrate every season with a laugh using our collection of seasonal dad jokes! Whether it’s the warmth of summer, the crispness of fall, the chill of winter, or the bloom of spring, these jokes bring seasonal humor to every occasion. From clever puns about the weather to fun jokes about holidays and traditions, our seasonal dad jokes will add a little extra fun to your favorite time of year. Explore the funniest jokes for every season!
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? No, you should just stick with turkey.
Why does putting a car in reverse make you nostalgic? It takes you back.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
I thought I saw a Direwolf, but it turns out it was just a regular wolf. I can't believe I got the two confused, the differences are Stark.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
2019 is the first calendar year... Where the 24th was the end of May.