The Best (and Worst) Short & Snappy Dad Jokes 👋

Get straight to the punchline with our collection of short & snappy dad jokes! These quick, clever jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in just a few words. Packed with puns and fast humor, our short & snappy dad jokes deliver the fun without dragging it out. Explore the funniest one-liners that are sure to bring a smile in no time!
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind - it's tearable.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I still can't understand why my wife was disappointed with my choice of salad dressing I used the finest tuxedo!
Why was working in the butter factory such a high stress job? Because there was no margarine for error.