The Best (and Worst) Short & Snappy Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of short & snappy dad jokes! These quick, clever jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in just a few words. Packed with puns and fast humor, our short & snappy dad jokes deliver the fun without dragging it out. Explore the funniest one-liners that are sure to bring a smile in no time!
Why is a woman thru hiker like a hockey player? They both go three periods before taking a shower.\-- I was told this joke by a woman thru hiker while hiking the Pacific Crest Trail.
There was a guy who was in a motorcycle accident and lost the whole left side of his body He’s alright now
It's my cake day or something, Here's a dad joke 🙂 A blind man walks into a bar, And then a table, And then a chair.
-40° outside sounds brutally cold, Fahrenheit or Celsius. My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.