The Best (and Worst) Short & Snappy Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of short & snappy dad jokes! These quick, clever jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in just a few words. Packed with puns and fast humor, our short & snappy dad jokes deliver the fun without dragging it out. Explore the funniest one-liners that are sure to bring a smile in no time!
Why does Earth Day not affect /r/jokes? Because everything is already 100% recycled.
Remember in 2015 when John Cena was a big meme? Now it's practically invisible.
What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles? UCLA
How would you write “I changed a light bulb” on your resume? Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!