The Best (and Worst) Short & Snappy Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of short & snappy dad jokes! These quick, clever jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in just a few words. Packed with puns and fast humor, our short & snappy dad jokes deliver the fun without dragging it out. Explore the funniest one-liners that are sure to bring a smile in no time!
What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much? They [interrobang!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
How do you measure an idea? In ideograms.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'