The Best (and Worst) Short & Snappy Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of short & snappy dad jokes! These quick, clever jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in just a few words. Packed with puns and fast humor, our short & snappy dad jokes deliver the fun without dragging it out. Explore the funniest one-liners that are sure to bring a smile in no time!
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
How do you make an egg roll? Just give it a little push.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
What's ET short for? Because he's only got tiny legs!
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.