The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋

Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.