The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.