The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋

I tried asking girls out at a Star Wars convention I've been looking for love in Alderaan places.

I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target. tldr, I'm covering for Gary this weekend.

At what point does a Lamb become a Sheep? When its had it's Baaaaa-Mitzvah!

Just got hired on at a high end restaurant, my main job so far has been oyster preparation And I've gotta say, it really shucks

Bruce Willis has admitted to making an "error of judgement" after reportedly being asked to leave a Los Angeles store for refusing to wear a face mask. Apparently, he wasn't even aware of the effects of his actions until a young boy walked up to him and said... "I see dead people."

So I held a race between my farmhands. They ran equally fast, and demanded I determine the winner. However, they both threatened to leave the farm if I declared the other the winner. I felt unable to make a decision. As a matter of fact, my hands were tied.~~it's dumb but at least it's original~~

While performing I asked the crowd to give me a hand. When I was given a hand, I realised I should have thought twice about performing at the Leper Colony.

I don’t understand why I’m still gaining weight... ...I’ve added a salad to every meal

I recently discovered I can move my sister's daughters through the air with my brain but not her sons. I think I have telekinieces.

Grandma said I she’d knit whatever I want if I pick the yarn... So I bought her some steel wool and asked her to knit me a car

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Which city is the capital of food porn? Nuttingham

Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.

What's the only island you can drive to? Rhode Island.

What was the child who wouldn't nap guilty of? Resisting a rest!