The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.'
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.