The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Never argue with a fictional character Their minds are completely made up
A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor asks what’s bothering the man and he says “Doc, I’ve eaten something that disagrees with me” Just then his stomach rumbles and says “No you didn’t”
There's a beautiful irony in the fact the history channel is showing less and less history...As if the history Is in the past.
If you add S to EX files... You get EX-S files. Get it? Excess files haha
Tonight we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner We found himalayan in the road.
Nelson was 5ft 4". His statue on top of the column in London is 18ft. Thats Horatio of about 3:1
We were stranded at sea with dwindling supplies of dried food and canned meat. Some of the guys started to catch birds and eat them or barter them for other food,... ...so I took a tern for the wurst.
What's the other word for meatball? Protein sphere
Where's the best place to watch the Raiders in the super bowl? The History Channel.
What do Sea Turtles and Kim Kardashians Ass have in common? They're both filled with Plastic.
In the Store with my wife I saw a box of beer on offer for half price so I said can I have them? she said no, budget is tight, I said well you just bought lots of makeup, she replied, that is to make me look beautiful, I replied.. That is what the beer was for.
How do you solve a marsupial argument? Trial by wombat
A Russian citizen is crossing the border into Ukraine and hands his passport to the customs officer. The customs officer asks: "Name?" The Russian replies: "Vladimir Krylov" The customs officer continues: "Occupation?" The Russian replies: "Not yet, just visiting."
Did you hear the story about the cow that appears to have 5 legs? It's a long tail.
Can someone please invent pantyhose that don't rip? I think everyone in this bank just saw my face.