The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.