The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little whine.