The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋

Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!

What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1

I don't get why Marvel doesn't use the Hulk to advertise more. He's basically one big Banner.

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.

What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''

Can February March? No, but April May.

What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.

Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.

Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!

My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.

Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.

Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.

How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!

I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'