The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Why did the tie not laugh at the other tie's jokes? They were knot funny.
What's Forest Gump's favorite kind of pasta? Penne
Why are a gorilla's nostrils so big? Just look at his fingers.
I saw a poster on a tree with a man's face. It read: "MISSING PERSON! REWARD £150". Would you believe it...I was out on a pleasant walk the day after when I found that very guy tied up in the woods down by the river.So regretfully, I had to give him the £150.
What do you call a male thermometer? A therdadeter.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter? More-soup-y’all?
What is the worst thing to come across while searching the internet? Your keyboard.
OC, I hope: After I swallowed a piece of string, my friends thought it would be impossible to tie it in my stomach. An X-ray showed it’s knot.
Two cows are grazing in a field: “You ever worry about Mad Cow Disease?” The other cow goes- “Why would I care? I’m a helicopter.”
I was always told to we should celebrate our mistakes I guess that's why my mum throws me a birthday party every year
What does a photo editor and a farmer have in common? They both make good crops.
I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family.
I Recently Married A Stringed Instrument Her Name Is Amanda-Lynn
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.