The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'