The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What did the pacifist say to the aggressive musician? Violins is not the answer.
What do you call a family tree in Alabama? A family wreath.
A German man goes on holiday to Poland, he gets stopped at the border (because it's an out of date joke), and the border guard checks his papers and decides to ask him a few questions"Name?""Hans Schmidt""Age?""32""Place of birth?""Dusseldorf""Occupation?" "No, jus... read more
Me and a friend were eating Shrek's baby for dinner. My friend thought the meal was great. Myself, I thought it was a little meaty ogre.
LPT: After a bad break up, do 10 things that your ex would never do with you. You'll feel better and realize how much of yourself was being held back. She would never do a threesome with me. Is it possible now
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scarabble letters on the road. I asked him "what's the word on the street?"
So I went to do my driving test high on lsd I passed with flying colors!
Did you know that you can't breathe with your tongue out? Pull your tongue back, you look like a donkey.
new kitten So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat 🙂
I kept having these crazy dreams where I woke up covered in Tyre tracks... My Psychiatrist is convinced I'm a 'cycle-path'
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
I was reading a story about dragons the other day It just seemed to DRAG ON and on
How much do roofs cost? Nothing. They're on the house!
What did the duck say when it bought chapstick? "Put it on my bill!"
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.