The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I WENT to the bank and asked to open a joint account. The banker said, ”Certainly , with who?” I said, “With anyone who has money.”
Sure, I might flip over a table in an argument, but I'd never tip over a bookcase. I have too much shelf respect.
What's a pirates favorite CD? A CD-R
I won gold at a weather forecasting event yesterday, I beat the raining champion.
So everyone know that Seven ate Nine, but why did Seven eat Nine? Seven wanted to eat three square meals a day.
I had to take a drug test to see if I was on hallucinogens I passed with flying colors
I went to the beach yesterday and stopped at this stall with a sign that said "Lobster Tails $1". I thought that was a good deal, so I gave the man the money and he said "Once upon a time there was a lobster..."
How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.
This morning, Siri said, Don't call me Shirley. I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
How do snails fight? They slug it out.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?