The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.