The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.