The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do farmers do in Alabama? Pump kin
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is a better cyclist!
I'm going to cash in on the success of Avengers: Infinity War by opening a comics themed sandwich shop. It'll be called *Soup or Hero*
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
Why did the restaurant on the moon get bad reviews? It has no atmosphere.
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
What kind of fruit do you bring while sailing? Naval oranges.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!