The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.