The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.