The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What does one potato say to another when he’s horny? Wanna hash?
Why did the ant name its middle segment "Stormbreaker"? Because that was its Thor axe.
How am I similar to the Earth ? We both rotate around our own ex(s)
I put a valentines sticker on my bathroom door ‘2BeMine’. My best friend came over with his wife. She went inside the bathroom and I broke into song. Cuz she’s my best friends girl, but she used 2BeMine.
Two Squirrels GO Camping They set up a tiny tent and make a tiny campfire. Then, one squirrel pulls out a frying pan and begins to pan fry some twigs. The other squirrel snatches it from his hand and says, "Are you NUTS?!? This is a non-stick pan!"
What do you call a group of butchers? A meating.
Hey did you hear about those corduroy pillow cases? They're making *headlines* everywhere!
A magic tractor was driving down the road when it turned into a field!
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
My friend says to me, What rhymes with orange?And I told him, No it doesn't!
Kids that won't nap are guilty of resisting a rest.
What does a gross pig and a wizard have in common? Hogwarts.
Why was the hockey player gifted a new cap? He was known for his hat tricks.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.