The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.