The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.