The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.