The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
My spirit animal is a bull Because, I too, charge head first into red flags
I accedentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a concushion.
Bad at golf? Join the club.
What do you call a squash that can't get married? Cant elope
What did the ancient Roman weatherman say when his emperor asked for a forecast? "Hail, Caesar"
I don't understand it. My company told all employees to get tested for COVID-19, and to stay home until they get the test results. I got tested and called my boss to tell him I'm coming back to work on Monday. He asked me if I'm sure my test came back negative. I told him I was positive. He told me to stay home.