The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
We lost power at work today due to someone hitting a transformer. I never heard if it was a Decepticon or an Autobot.
You are under arrest Police: You are under arrest! Me: Why? Police: Because you transport 6 people at once on a single motorcycle. Me: Did you say six? Police: that is correct, six! Me: Damn it, we have lost Chantal.
What's one form of communication God will never use to speak with you? Fax
Ate some Fiber One brownies That shit was amazing.
What type of jokes do turtles like? Shell-arious ones.(My sister came up with this one, cut her some slack, she's seven)
What do you call a snowman that plays piano? Meltin' John
You know what really takes guts? Digestion.
I went to Dunkin Donuts and ordered 4 blueberry donuts and the cashier asked if I wanna box.... ...I've been banned for life from that shop.
We all know Marines eat crayons, but what's their favorite flavor of crayon? Crayonberry.
I just found out about the second meaning of BBC.... Who cares about British television?
Me: I got bitten in the park by a huge dog Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small childMe: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
What surprise did the artist give to the nun? Unsolicited diptychs
I like making self-deprecating jokes. You should know, they are not that great.
Last time I went fishing I caught some sort of clam and got hurt, but I don't quite remember the rest of the day. All I really know is that I pulled a mussel
Nic Cage went through such a hassle to find a national treasure. When all he had to do was look in a the mirror.