The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I walked into a pet shop. I said, "I want to return this bird cage. My girlfriend's parrot is dead. Choked to death."He said, "Have you got the receipt?"I said, "No."He said, "Why not? We need proof that you paid for it."I said, "The parrot ate it."
What do you call a dragon with no silver? a dron. dr**ag**on (science joke)
My Korean girlfriend makes some cute mistakes when speaking English. For example: "Fishing stick" instead of "Fishing rod""Tropical tree" instead of "Palm tree""Ant-licker" instead of "Uncle"
What does a ghost say when he doesn’t believe you? Ghoulshit!
Russian man is watching weather forecast on TV and they say that it's -50°C in Siberia today... In disbelief he calls his Siberian friend:\- Hey, I've heard is super cold in Siberia these days?\- Nah, it's nothing special, about -25°.\- Yeah? On TV they've said it's -50° C!\- Ah, this must be outside.
Just found out they have opened a new library in my town... They kept that quiet.
What do you call a rock climbing rabbi? Mountain Jew
Crayons are just like M&Ms.... They taste the same no matter what colour they are.
What's the best New Year's resolution? 1080p or 4k.
I Can't stop watching doomsday films like The End of the World (1916), The War of the Worlds (1953), Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964), The day the Earth stood still (1951) The Omega Man (1971) It's like there's no tomorrow.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress? Magnets
I'm quite sad... since I turned 70, I barely can have an erection anymore. But I'm also happy : My wife seems, at last, to got rid of her never-ending headaches.
A lot of people don't like Mondays But 48 hours ago was a sadder day.
You know what’s really worth its weight in gold? Gold.
What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe? Oh my toe sis!