The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes... The bartender says that'll be $20.20
Grandma said I she’d knit whatever I want if I pick the yarn... So I bought her some steel wool and asked her to knit me a car
If a dove is a bird of peace, what is a bird of true love? A swallow.
When Drake gets cocky, he calls me so I can hit him with a one-liner insult to keep him humble... I’m his Hotline Zing!
What is a paranormal inestigator's favorite type of gun? A colt.
I saw 2 kids beating up a kid in an alleyway, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against 3 of us.
So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently... I guess you could say he fell from Grease.
A giraffe walks into a bar Giraffes aren’t good at playing limbo
We lost power at work today due to someone hitting a transformer. I never heard if it was a Decepticon or an Autobot.
What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions
When i was your age everything was in black and white. Schools, fountains, bathrooms, everything.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.
Why did the restaurant hire a pig? He was good at bacon.
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
Why are bakers so rich? They make so much dough.