The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
So this dude is like, "Where are you going with all that Element 83?" and I was like "None of your bismuth"
What's a ninja's favourite element? The element of surprise.
Squirrels have a habit of storing food in the winter Isn't that nuts?
Stoner thought of the day: Each time you light your lighter. Your lighter gets lighter.. ... Until your lighter gets so lighter it wont light again
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'