The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.