The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
My New Year Resolution for 2018 is... Buying bitcoin in 2011!
When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic. As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"
I thought it was just the U.S's insatiable need for inexpensive, single-use, remote controlled electronic junk that my son always wants crappy toys made in China that break after 5 days But it seems China feels the same way about their rockets.
A new discovery which makes dogs live as long as human beings... Allowing a loving bond between them and their non vaccinated owners has been discovered.
What did the right leg say to the left leg? Don’t talk the guy in the middle. He’s a dick.
A man was driving home and was stopped by a traffic cop. He said, 'You're weaving down this road, 'What is in that Water Bottle?' The man said, 'Plain water.' the Cop took a sip and said, "This is red wine.' The man looked at him, raised his eyes heavenward, and said, 'THANK YOU JESUS, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.'
Four guys are hanging out One of them says, “Hey, did you know 1 out of ever 4 guys is gay?”Larry says, “I hope it’s chuck because he’s really cute.”
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.