The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”