The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
3 kangaroos walk into a bar "Why in the world are there 3 kangaroos in the bar" says the bar tenderThe kangaroos then wreak havoc on the bar as they are wild animals and belong outdoors where they can do wild animal things.
I was U2's bass player in their early days One night I shoved Bono into our guitar player while he was doing a solo, and after tumbling over him, he got up and stabbed me with his pocketknife.I thought that was a bit extreme, but guess I shouldn't have pushed him over The Edge.
I’m finally coming out of the closet It’s been 25 minutes. My little brother sucks at hide and seekI swear if he’s playing Fortnite right now I will throw him out of the goddamned window.
For the Star Wars Lovers Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9?Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
The library in our town had thousands and thousands of books But even then everyone referred to it as the two storey building.
My coach told me to bring out the tiger in me during our football game. I didn't want to waste any of my favorite frosted flakes cereal.
What did they circle say when he found out he wasn't actually a circle? "Yeah whatever, I'm Oval it"
Some lions just escaped a nature reserve in South Africa They were rejected from their group.They could maybe ask to be let in the group againBut their pride wouldn't let them.
What happens to a turtle when it dies? It goes into riga-tortoise
Five minutes after I'd picked him up the hitchhiker turned to me and asked whether I was at all nervous that he could be a murderer. "Not at all", I replied. "What are the odds of both of us being killers?"
A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain. The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."
What did the head say to the brush? Comb over hair. My thanks to my niece who made this up. She is seven. Pretty good imo.
What's the deal with racism? You're not running a race.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.