The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.

Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.

What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.

How does a hurricane see? With one eye.

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.

Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.

I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.

*Police Alert* Two men wanted for stealing a cement mixer. Caution is advised. They are hardened criminals.

What's the difference between a vaccuum and a Harley motorcycle? The vaccuum carries its dirt bag on the inside.

A man goes to a diner and orders a grilled cheese sandwich and a glass of room temperature sweet tea. When his food arrives he takes a sip of the tea but finds it to be scorching hot. "Ow!" yells the man, "I asked for this to be room temperature!" "It is, sir" says the waiter "The kitchen is on fire."

The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening!?" "The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!""So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear."Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

I hope that one day, I can turbocharge my car But that’s just an aspiration