The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Can February March? No, but April May!
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.