The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."