The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.