The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
There was a Motorcycle crash in my street I shouted “let me through “ are you a doctor they asked I said “ no it’s my Pizza”
Just got fired from da carpet factory. I can't understand it. I kept telling dem how much I love working on da rugs.
American discovery mapping error (with the right to offend) The Spanish Cartography Society summoned their voyaging artist, Amerigo Vespucci, to explain what his purported maps of India depicted instead of the standard, approved reality.AV famously stated, "Um.. err.. I ca.."
My girlfriend and I have an intimate relationship, but she got upset when I was using her toothbrush. So I just said 'Hey, if YOU have a better way to get dogshit out of sneakers...'
What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.
Warnings about motorcycles Every time people find out I drive a motorcycle they always freak out and tell me about sometime someone they know got in an accident.I don't get it.I don't go around telling pregnant women that my dad left
I recently discovered I can move my sister's daughters through the air with my brain but not her sons. I think I have telekinieces.
What do you call a bear caught in a rain shower. A drizzly bear!
What do you call a Dent that looks better from a different angle? Harvey \*My first 100% original dad joke. I am proud of me\*
Whats an athlete’s favorite country? Iran
People keep talking about black holes I guess they have a lot of mass appeal.
Why wasn't the little lamb allowed to frolic in the meadow with the other little lambs? Because he had a serious gambolling problem.
I had an idea for a movie where a retired CIA agent searches for his daughter in Paris It turns out that idea was taken
My neighbour has put up a fine mesh barrier between our properties. I think it's a fence sieve.
I was looking through my late Grandfather’s things and found an old poem he’d written for my Grandma. It read: Roses are red, Violets are blueI’ve got Alzheimer’s, cheese on toast.