The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.