The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
A lady selling makeup at Macy's wouldn't stop bothering me. Boy, eyelashed out.
People are usually shocked that I have a Police record. But I love their greatest hits!
What did the leader of the hot dog race say to the others? You better ketchup.
Two aerials get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.
My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry, I'll be back.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
I had a joke about Nirvana, but Nevermind.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.