The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Can February March? No, but April May.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'