The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'