The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!